arr. C. Leonard Raybon
This song takes Catholic bashing to a whole new level! Originally containing eleven verses, some judicious edits allow for a complete story in just seven. A young woman has an epiphany: she needs to stop worshiping Catholic idols and become something more Godly, a Protestant. She tells her mother, and as loyal mothers tend to do, she tattles to the Pope, who has the daughter burned at the stake. What a heart-warming tale! (Pardon the pun). In this arrangement, a joyful madrigal structure is used, and a “fa la la” refrain juxtaposed to the grotesque subject matter.